- Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
- Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and thenorder something that you didnʼt ask the price for.
- Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open.When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch yourorder from their hands.
- Go to McDonaldʼs and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
- Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
- Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood youʼre in.
- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
- Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
- Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
- If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back
- Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, “May I take your order?”
- When asked if they can takeyour order say, “Why, can I takeyours?”
- If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
- Pretend your car has brokendown. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
- Tell them you have to use thebathroom.
- Order a cup of water and twonapkins. Thatʼs it.
- Donʼt order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
- When they hand you your food,hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
- Just stare at them when youpay and get your food. Donʼt break your stare.
- Honk your horn the whole way
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