1.) Be polite. Stay to the right.
2.) Master the art of printing out your homework in the library a minute before class starts.
3.) Writing Etiquette: Number your pages. Always double-space. Staple papers. Times New Roman, 12 point font.
4.) Keep it moving in the hallways to avoid getting smacked or shoved into walls.
5.) If your bag is bigger than you, you may want to (read: should) reevaluate your priorities.
6.) Ball till you fall.
7.) Befriend a junior or senior so they can buy you food from the deli during lunch.
8.) Anything can be a bed if you try hard enough.
9.) Don’t be that guy. DON’T.
10.) Lockers are for storage, not just for hanging up mirrors and pictures of One Direction.